Random Shit

You don’t get to claim that you’re too poor to be vegan and then claim that you only eat free range, organic, “humane” animal products.

cjadewyton:

all-my-novels:

justanotherveganasshole:

Sincerely, someone who has worked at Whole Foods and knows the cost of these things and someone who has actually lived in poverty

(it me btw)

hey can we stop shaming ppl for eating what they can afford and trying to make themselves feel better bc assholes like you come for them no matter what lmao

Bad post op

Pay my medical bills

It’s not a bad post unless you make it out to be something that it’s not. Which is exactly what you’re doing. I’ll pay for you to have that stick surgically removed from your rectum. Sound good, pal?

(via cjadewyton--remaking)

johny johny and my superhuman conspiracy

starlightshoe:

billion dollar toys started off in 2017 with these lovely two. dolly and johnys proto bro. keep in mind the refrigeration is not sentient at this point

in a bath song, it is revealed johny johny and proto johnny exist simultaneously.

however. there is only one johnny johnny

in the beginning, johnny johnny’s mom had quintuplets. they performed the usual jumping on the bed routine, but all “5 baby videos” occur before this point. the explanation for this is that the doctor committed malpractice by allowing the babies to sleep after a head injury, and 4 babies died of concussions, leaving behind johnny johnny himself. the fact that johny;s mom is a doctor explains what happened to the town medical facility after the previous doc was arrested.

one of the most alarming things about these videos is that proportioning is extremely off

one may chalk this up to poor insight on model creation but i beg to differ:

one, if not all of the large children are strong enough to do multiple pull ups on gym bars

johnny johnny himself has gave things sentience multiple times, such as franko the gorilla

and most likely the ice cream man and refrigerator.

dolly is prescribed by mom “healthy growth” pills much too large for any ordinary baby’s mouth.

johnny johnny cannot eat outside of very specific dietary requirements, and daddy forbids him to eat in the mornings

and a class full of diverse kids like him, being taught to obey their creators (mommy and daddy)

what im getting to here is that johny johny is a superhuman baby. After johhny’s numerous brothers died, mommy couldnt take the grief and attempted to experiment with johnny johnny to ensure that no matter what, he could not die. after finding a treatment plan that ensures the healthiest lifestyle for him, she applies it to other children outside the study. all of them have the same increased growth side effect from whatever she treats them with.

but thats just a theory, a GAME T-

(via shanksandchivalry)

nonbinaryreids:

wildanduntamedthing:

angrysnakes:

I really hate it when vegans tell me I “don’t really care about animals” because I eat meat like bitch I’m going to eight years of school and gonna be 150,000 dollars in debt so I can take care of animals because I just HATE animals

“I’m going to take care of dogs and cats and other pets for a living, so don’t tell me that I don’t care about cattle, pigs, chickens, turkeys, ducks, geese, sheep, goats, fish, or any other animals that I enjoy eating.“

you do know that vets exist to care for every type of animal right? lmao

You do know that only around 15% of veterinarians practice on livestock, right? Do you know how many times I’ve been told “How dare say I don’t love animals, I’ll have you know I rescue dogs”? Let’s face facts here, most self-proclaimed animal lovers are just pet lovers. So much so that it’s not unreasonable to assume that OP is yet another one of those fuckheads who seems to believe that their love of dogs and cats makes it okay for them to kill and eat other animals.